While watching a 15 year old boy buy a gigantic box of condoms at Walmart:
1) My guns are bigger than yours sonny
2) I applaud you for being safe
3) How is this pipsqueak getting laid and I’m not
4) Oh how nice you bought flowers too…well played lover boy, well played.
5) You buy condoms, I buy ben and jerry’s…because I’m into threesomes.
I just rent MADD DVDs lol